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"... Because destiny, John, is a fickle bitch." ~Ben, Lost
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"We passed an island an hour ago while you were sleeping, but it looked really dirty." ~Colin, Whose Line
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Don't say 'kawaii' unless you're Japanese!
THATS doctor assisted homicied *snap*
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Standin' around like a bloody idiot!
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I am slowly going crazy. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. Switch.
Crazy going slowly am I. 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Switch.
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I've had mercy, it was unpleasantly gooey, like...well, like things that have fallen onto pavement from a great height.
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